Ian Chard: the home page

[A picture of me]

"I'd have more fun siphoning that Twix out of your stomach."

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Whether you know me as Flup, Fluppykins, Flupsy-bunny or any of the other mindless corruptions of a word that isn't actually my name at all, this page exists to give you an insight into what really goes on in that thing atop my shoulders. If you're interested in my philosophy of life, my favourite piece of prose Desiderata just about covers it.

I currently live in a cottage on Cauldhame Estate in Sheriffmuir, which is a few miles outside Dunblane. I can often be found on Uglymug, a multi-user, user-extensible game thingy. Its home page can be found here.

My home town is the seaside resort (or so I'm told) of Brighton (that's the south coast of England for all you foreigners). I graduated from Manchester University Computer Science Department with a thrid class BSc (Hons) in Systems Integration. I'm not as dull as I might at first sound, though; I play keyboards in a gigging-ish band called "The Joint Venture" (and desperate for a decent name), which has no web page whatsoever.

The most recent, and prized, addition to my life is my wonderful, lovely, gorgeous and basically all the good adjectives girlfriend Fiona, who I wuv very much. Yes I know we're sickening; it's intentional. You can find a picture that could never do her justice, together with some soppy couple facts, here.

By the way, in case you're one of the millions who looks up at the sky and wonders, a Flup is a fish with legs. Thanks to Alluveai for this wonderful link (but I thought of it first :-)

Last updated: 12th January 2000.

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Ian Chard - ian@tanagra.demon.co.uk
Phone +44 976 249081, SMS welcome
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